So hot, you'll probably catch a tan around this muhh!

Ive been working on my tan ever since the "cold" weather left Miami and let me tell ya that "Ima lookin' and Ima likin'."

Who is down for the beach next week? hmm? hmm??

Once upon a cloudy friday afternoon...

Two swell young ladies head out their homes to spend the day at the beach in hopes of getting crispy tans.




Upon their arrival, the girls notice the sun is no where in sight and that the clouds have taken over the sky.




"No worries, the sun will soon shine," said one of them. To fritter away time, she decided to have a mini photo shoot on the sand.




The other one felt blase' so she found entertainment by texting and playing with her Itouch, but after a while she became delirious and desperate to catch some rays.




"We have been laying here for 2 hours! Where the hell is the sun??!?!?!?"




"Why don't you ask him over there?"
"Hey Fire Crotch, you seen the sun around here?"




"No. But I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes..I saw the sign."




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"Hmm..................Riiiiight. Friend, let's GTFO!"




And so the two of them grabbed their belongings and went to Adelita's Cafeteria to eat Baliadas and drink one of the best draaanks in the world.


THE END!