Amy Winehouse all up in Your Halloween Party

Crashing on Peggy and Al Bundy's couch


Joey is a bad ass for wearing a BANNED costume


Trick for treats


Amy tried to sniff anything she got her hands on.


No Ma'am!


Lady Caca and Amy Crackhouse. Bff's. You ain't know?


Peggy had way too many Bon Bons.


All this variety.


Winehouse meets Gaga.


Blaoooo!


My first Halloween party evarrrr! I'm so lame lol. I had so much fun. Peoples costumes were hilarious. The martini's kept flowing. The good times kept rolling. The music kept bumping. Ass cheeks everywhere. Wigs flying through the air. Halloween is now officially my 2ND favorite holiday. What other time of the year can you dress up as a crackhead singer with a beehive? ;)


Thank you Emma and Joey for having me at your party. ;) Way better than trick or treating.

Once upon a cloudy friday afternoon...

Two swell young ladies head out their homes to spend the day at the beach in hopes of getting crispy tans.




Upon their arrival, the girls notice the sun is no where in sight and that the clouds have taken over the sky.




"No worries, the sun will soon shine," said one of them. To fritter away time, she decided to have a mini photo shoot on the sand.




The other one felt blase' so she found entertainment by texting and playing with her Itouch, but after a while she became delirious and desperate to catch some rays.




"We have been laying here for 2 hours! Where the hell is the sun??!?!?!?"




"Why don't you ask him over there?"
"Hey Fire Crotch, you seen the sun around here?"




"No. But I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes..I saw the sign."




......................................

"Hmm..................Riiiiight. Friend, let's GTFO!"




And so the two of them grabbed their belongings and went to Adelita's Cafeteria to eat Baliadas and drink one of the best draaanks in the world.


THE END!