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Anyone planning a trip out of state? If so, please contact me at 305-457-errrrr...if you dont know my number then chances are I wouldnt travel with you even if you paid me.


Seriously people, I really need to gtfo of here for at least a week or so. Hot or Cold. It doesnt matter. Surprise me. ;)

You want me to do WHAT?!?!

Went out on the town with these pair of dandy chicks on Saturday night...

(don't mind the one on the bottom. Someone was tickling her below the waistline. yikes)

Only to be forced into taking mouth to mouth shots. All the girls & girls were loving it. Yes, girls & girls.

JK. I don't get forced into doing NATHAN'S! I do what I wanna.

Gotta thank Rihanna for giving me the right side of her bed and for putting up with my snoring. Shes such a great sport.

And in case you missed it.....This is what I wore.

Party shoes in full effect. BLAOOOOO!

Footsies!

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I went to Sephora to get something specific and I ended up getting that & this subtle nail polish by Illamasqua. For those of you who like it, its called "Rare" and they have a whole lotta other colors and make up made specially for your alter ego.

I need to find myself an alter ego. Pronto.

The Biggest Boss That You've Seen Thus far

Hail to the ice cream of all ice creams.

Jack's Creation. A mixture of Sweet cream ice cream, brownies, rainbow sprinkles, and caramel.

I only shared the contents of the most awesomery ice cream you could have because I was feeling nice....that, and because you wont find this in ALL Cold Stone locations. I know this because the one in Coral Springs doesn't have it. But then again, NOTHING is poppin' over there.

I Miss You.

Youre always on my mind nyc.

I need to see you again. ASAP.

Pomegranate Martini's & A Little Girl Talk

Hey guys, remember Rina? Well, she came back from the dead and decided to join me in drinking my sorrows away at Yard House on Saturday night.

We will surely KISS ya, but we definitely wont TELL ya what what said. ;)

Thanks for coming out Rina Grina Sauueety.

Back seat lovin'

These hoes right here treated me to Chilli's on Sunday. Third wheeling to the fullest. After that, they took me back to their pad and we watched Inglorious Bastards. Why hadn't I watched it before beats me but its one of Quentin's best work yet.

Anyway, Happy Monday or whatever.

New Years Eve

It went a little something like this:

There are way more pictures than this. I got them by the bundle but honestly, I'm too lazy to put all of them up. Laziness....another reason why it took me 12 days to finally post these bad boys up.

Mom and dad had a party at the house. It had been a while since they played the roles of hostesses with the mostesses and I'm glad they did because I enjoyed seeing the family together. We had a decent amount of guests. Some were expected, like my uncle and aunt from across the street (not pictured above. one of those "I'm too lazy to post" pictures) and some unexpected like my Uncle Roy (the one flexing his guns). Gotta love the fam.

I do have to say I did not expect this year to start the way it did..but hey, shit happens for a reason and some things last for a season.

I have no new years resolutions nor did I participate in any superstitious activities this time. Why not work on bettering yourself every day and taking control of your own luck?

I have a lot of work to do. Ill start Monday.

Whats wrong with this picture?

Absolutely Nothing.


I never thought Id ever wear this hot ass coat in Miami, but it became necessary to pull this puppy out from the back of my closet. Call me crazy but I LOVE the cold. 30°C weather? Braaaaang it son. I'm ready.

I'm having a lot of fun and making lots of fun of the chongas out here with their apple bottom jeans and the boots with the furrrrr.


To all you ungrateful Floridians, please try to embrace the weather as it is something rarely witnessed here. Besides, it'll be gone in no time and pretty soon we will be back to hurricane surveillance for about hmmm....HALF of the year! Now that's something a coat and a scarf wont save you from. Bundle up bitches. :)

The 8th wonder of the world

"Yeahhhhhh. I said THAT!"

Happy Birthday Carlos!

"Math equations for your birthday Carlos? Really? I didn't sign up for that!!!"

That's Carlos up there. The guy with the huge dome. Known him for about 10 yrs now and he still walks the same. On his tippy toes. <---Carlos Fact #34 Hes a pretty cool cat. Anyway, I want to thank Carlos for inviting us over for his birthday and torturing us with Illuminati and Math nonsense. You're the best.