I miss the feeling of...

excitement when getting on the Jet and knowing I'm going to one of my favorite places, NYC.



the grass titillating my body as I lay in Central Park making loony faces at the camera.

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Anyone planning a trip out of state? If so, please contact me at 305-457-errrrr...if you dont know my number then chances are I wouldnt travel with you even if you paid me.


Seriously people, I really need to gtfo of here for at least a week or so. Hot or Cold. It doesnt matter. Surprise me. ;)