Dedicated to my main Bitch.
These are the reasons why I think you deserve a happy birthday.
Because you love junk food just as much as I do.
Because you're a huge bitch. Just like me.
Because you feed me every time I come over. No Homo.
Because you're a dork. Just like me.
Because you LOVE NY. Just like me.
Because the only way you know how to use chop sticks is like this. Just like me.
Because you es* smart. Just like me.
And last, but not least....
Because you know how to have a good time. Just like me.
Hope you're having fun in Disney. Tell Mickey I said I wanna holla. Hurry up and get back so I can shower you with gifts. =)
Oh my god I fucking LOLed at the graduation cap on your head. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was great.. my fave was "bitch like me" hehe :)
ReplyDelete=) did you read the post i dedicated to YOU?
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